let’s be real though… Remy and Rogue? Going to a wedding and watching it collapse around them and essentially going “be a shame to waste this wedding.” and then getting married on impulse? The most in character thing Marvel has now in X-Men Gold szexdfcghvbjnkm
imagine being some street level thug and getting jumped by moon knight and ur like ‘what the fuck. who the fuck are you.’ (because marc has a cryptid status in new york, hes not as mainstream like daredevil or w/e) and that lanky dude in weird ass cloak armor just responds with some cryptic shit like ‘im nobody because i dont exist’ and you start crying not because hes violently beating u up to a bloody pulp for your wrongdoings but because he wont stop saying cryptic shit like ‘you flew too close to the moon and the moon must feed too’ ‘plea s e just one concrete answer just on e–’
[ ] cyclops and wolverine being written as outright hating each other all the time, whose constant infighting tears the x-men apart
[x] cyclops and wolverine being written as having opposing personalities that regularly put them at odds on an interpersonal level, but whose knowledge and understanding of one another give them certain level of respect for each other, allowing them to function effectively as a team
okay but if you guys wanna get into xmen comics and dont know where to start, you should download this, which is the xmen adamantium collection & it collects the xmens best issues from uncanny xmen #1 to all new xmen #1
I already said this but cable and deadpool definitely have the kinda relationship where they kinda started dating by accident and everyone just accepted that it was an official relationship and one day someone’s like “so you and cable are dating-” and wade is like “nah just because we live together and have sex and do everything together and own a pet together and dont date other people and he does my taxes doesn’t mean we’re dating” and when they actually do talk about it and officially get together nothing really changes because they literally already acted like a couple
I can’t believe I have to say this but you’re not allowed to talk about X-Men unless you’ve BOTH studied at the Mighty Marvel Mountain Monastery for at least a year AND stabbed a comic book writer to death outside an Arby’s under a full moon otherwise I need you to SHUT UP
Once again, I demand that Marvel have a special wedding issue for Billy and Teddy that just revolves around ridiculous drama!! Like
Grandpa Magneto: There are certainly a good number of Avengers on the guest list
Billy: Yeah, we’ve worked with them a lot so—
Grandpa Magneto: We need to invite more X-Men
Billy: Sounds great—
Grandpa Magneto: Let’s see, which of us do the Avengers despise the most? Me, of course. Emma Frost… *Dials phone* Hello Mystique, could you pretend to be Scott Summers for my grandson’s wedding? It’s very important.
the thing is about superhero comics is that these people fight in broad daylight and oftentimes its implied that its super common too so you could be like on a milk run in ur pjs its 7am and u look over at the town playground and see two grown men in bright spandex just duking it out in the sandbox n ur like oh ya justice is being served alright
